The BGA Quiz
(Requires only knowledge gleaned from the BGA website.)
As this website was being put together, The BGA Central Office knew how much time and effort would be required. The rest of the great unwashed that comprise our band of duffers neither appreciates nor assists in the great effort put forth by The BGA Central Records Division and The BGA Public Relations Department that has to generate all of this material. Knowing this, and because we all like to play games, many items are hidden within the website (HINT: click on the word "Disclaimer" on the Home Page).
To answer the questions to this quiz you will have to discover some of hidden gems embedded within our site and you might also have fun hunting. If you want to send your answers to The Commish for verification, The BGA Central Office will (might?) send you some token to recognize that even though you are a Bad Golfer you are good at something.
As The BGA Public Relations Department puts up more material the quiz will continue to have new questions added so it is not a "one and done" proposition.
Hope you enjoy the search and come back occasionally to "Ask The Commish." We are also negotiating with the agent for "The Snowman" to write a continuing blog on his exploits and expectations. If we can come to an arrangement that doesn't cost The BGA Department of the Treasury more than a single Bud Longneck then this will be a future feature, also.
To answer the questions to this quiz you will have to discover some of hidden gems embedded within our site and you might also have fun hunting. If you want to send your answers to The Commish for verification, The BGA Central Office will (might?) send you some token to recognize that even though you are a Bad Golfer you are good at something.
As The BGA Public Relations Department puts up more material the quiz will continue to have new questions added so it is not a "one and done" proposition.
Hope you enjoy the search and come back occasionally to "Ask The Commish." We are also negotiating with the agent for "The Snowman" to write a continuing blog on his exploits and expectations. If we can come to an arrangement that doesn't cost The BGA Department of the Treasury more than a single Bud Longneck then this will be a future feature, also.
Questions:
Sample Question: What kind of "foul language" is BGA-approved?
Answer: Creative foul language is the way of the BGA.
If you are saying, "Huh?" right about now, please refer to the HINT given 4 paragraphs above.
- How did "C'mon Thirteen" Levine get his name?
- Drive for Show, Putt for ________?
- What pro golfer led a tournament at Sawgrass through 34 holes and failed to even make the 36 hole cut?
- When is "FISH" a golfing term?
- If you scored a "Streckfus" what number would you write on the scorecard?
- What non-BGA golfer is known as "Squirrel"?
- Speaking of squirrels, what are the most interesting squirrels in Myrtle Beach?
- Who won "The Coveted Cheeseburger Award" for 2009?
- Who's ball could not be held by "the Watery Grave?"
- What is the current BGA record score for a single hole?
Extra Credit Question: What college denies that The Commish ever attended it?
Send answers along with your mailing address, golfing nickname, and email address to The Commish